| MY, WHAT AN INTERESTING YEAR IT HAS BEEN. |
[Nov. 6th, 2009|08:50 am] |
Also: Jesus Christ people who the fuck said it was okay for my black ass to be absent so long?
NEWS: I got my own place and got hellof internets in this bitch. I stayed up all night reading Achewood and looking at videogames for the first time in for fucking ever.
Internet, baby, you know I love you. I only left because I got tired of gunshots outside my bedroom window and living next to meth labs. Come back to me, baby. HOLD ME IN YOUR BUTTERY EMBRACE shit I told myself I wasn't going to post or anything until I had some sleep. Anyways! HIT ME UP PARTY PEOPLE (at some point using messages INSTANTLY through the aether)
Oh, I guess I should post something that's actually relevant to my actual life. I broke up with my girlfriend! I was gonna do a whole thing on it but man you can't spend a year off of the internet and jump back throwing mad Weezer-while-sobbing-quietly vibes. |
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| HEY WAIT THE INTERNET EXISTS???? |
[Jan. 1st, 2009|12:38 pm] |
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I moved to Washington. It's been rough because my girlfriend isn't here yet and the economy eats dicks but it's been AWESOME because I don't live in PITTSBURG FUCKING CALIFORNIA. That's...that's pretty much it, I guess? I don't know. I'm out of practice on internet. Is there a manual I can read, maybe? |
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[Jun. 5th, 2008|10:42 am] |
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For some reason, there are never slow changes in my life. There are long periods of stagnation and then something happens.
For the first time in nearly half a decade, something is happening. :O
PS: The Penny Arcade game? It's actually kind of fun...if you're a big fucking faggot for Super Mario RPG, anyway. (ME) The writing is kind of hit or miss, but the rest of the game's actually entertaining. Unless they charge another twenty bucks for each subsequent episode. Then they're a bunch of money grubber whores who need to be beaten. Seriously, twenty bucks for like five solid hours of gameplay? Eat my dick. |
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| I am a huge fucking Iron Man nerd. |
[May. 4th, 2008|10:45 pm] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | IN A CAVE | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  hella juiced | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | The Beatles - I am the Walrus | ] |
You may not know that about me; I'm not very vocal about my obsessions, chiefly, that I have been in love with the idea of comic books since I was about the age of...three or four. And Iron Man has always been my favorite. How big of a nerd am I?
I know that my favorite armor (the modular model, or as I call it, the-one-with-pants) appears the most outside of the comic book.
I know that there's a hundred jillion fucking Crimson Dynamos.
I know that even ROB FUCKING LIEFELD couldn't make Iron Man suck completely. That's how much Tony motherfucking Stark rocks.
Suffice to say I saw the movie, and it's left me with a few questions.
1. So, like, is it weird I kind of want to give Jon Favreau a kiss? Like...right on his mouth? :(
2. After Spider-man 3 being utter butt and this movie rocking so hard, do you think Sam Raimi has to throw roses in front of Favreau where ever he walks like in Coming to America?
3. HOW THE FUCK DID THEY MAKE GWYNETH PALTROW FUCKABLE?! THAT'S THE REAL MOVIE MAGIC, PEOPLE--THEY MADE THIS UGLY WAIFISH TOAD OF A WOMAN PLEASING TO THE EYE/
So the movie was good! I'm gonna go see it again next weekend. I hope that you will all follow suit.
TONY FUCKING STARK, PEOPLE. HE BUILT THIS POST IN A CAVE. |
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| Christ. |
[Mar. 13th, 2008|09:45 pm] |
It's been a long fucking year.
Sometimes I look at myself in the mirror and I hardly recognize the reflection. Upon further analysis, that's probably because of the giant beard.
Work's chipping away at me. I commute two hours to work around a bunch of people...while getting harangued by a gender-confused bull dyke who has a personal grudge against me for being better at her job than she is. Welcome to warehouse work in San Francisco!
I'm finalizing plans to move to Washington. After moving out of my mom's house with a friend who ended up being a total flake and having to move back in; to say the least, things aren't the same. I'm an adult now, and your mom cannot deal with you living in her house and being an adult usually. The shit just doesn't mix...particularly when you work longer hours than her.
I didn't really care for my latter 2007. 2008, I'm hoping, will shape up to be a little better. I want to be fun again. I want to have some free time. I want to do something with all these ideas I have in my head. I want to show people my goofy ass drawings because I've improved muchly. Mostly, I want to talk to YOU. Yeah, you. Because I miss all my stupid online shenanigans and all my online friends.
But anyways, I digress.
Here's my life since my last update: I moved out to Vallejo...which was a big mistake. A house that cost too much with mold growing on the walls. Moved out about four months later. The girlfriend now lives an hour and a half away, which, suffice to say, sucks. I was talking to my friend James and he finally convinced me that being here meant never doing what I wanted. (GOING TO ART COLLEGE JESUS YOU'D THINK THIS WAS SIMPLE RIGHT) So, yeah. As previously stated, moving to Washington in the summer. Before I end up 30 and working in the same place and hoping that I get lung cancer.
As an aside: The girlfriend and I are doing well. I don't really talk about her, but...well, she keeps me stable. When I want to hide away and smoke and swear and careen into a destructive spiral she keeps me from acting like a chud.
I think I'm going to propose to her in the fall.
IN SUMMATION: marriages(?), talk to me, moving away, need to go to school, rocking the internet. |
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[Jun. 19th, 2007|01:27 pm] |
Man, where the fuck have I been. :(
I just looked through my FRIENDS PAGE and it's like GOD I DON'T TALK TO PEOPLE ANYMORE. That's pretty lame of me. I really need to do something about that.
PS: PROBLEMS. Guess I won't be moving to Oregon because everyone I know is a fucking flakey flake flake! |
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| Call me JOHN, THE FISHERMAN. (THE GAIJIN: WORLD TOUR, a retrospective) |
[Jan. 20th, 2007|02:35 am] |
Yeah, YOU. >: (
So, I've been doing some thinking. But first, a recap.
The trip was fucking awesome. I had a whole lot of great fun. MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY E-DAWGS (Kris, Prang, Snooz, Stiv, and my E-HOMEBOY 4 LIFE Walt) who showed me a fabulous time in two different countries, punctuated by tasty food and tasty company. I ate the best goddamn knishes in Michigan. I had some butt rapingly delicious gyro plate in Kentucky. I had all kinds of tasty beers in Toronto. I had the best time I've had in a long time and, to reiterate, it's made me think.
I'm not what I'd consider a happy person. I smoke too much, I like imbibing too often, I'm surly and short tempered and often I sort of wander around in a listless daze. This is not the sort of person I am deep down. (except for the surly and short-tempered bit but CUT A DUDE SOME SLACK :( ) I've been here for too goddamn long doing things with my life I just don't want to do. So, DADDY NEEDS SOME CHANGES.
I'm looking into art colleges. I'm looking into ones not in California. I don't care if I need a million loans, but the fact is on the last week of my trip I got my smoking down to one cigarette a day and now I'm up to goddamn near half a pack. This shit is RUINOUS and I really need to get the hell out of here.
SO, UH, BASICALLY
IT'S TIME FOR A MOTHERFUCKING CHANGE UP IN HERE |
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| WORLD TOUR: Part 2 (NIGGER TRAP BOOGALOO) |
[Jan. 8th, 2007|12:38 am] |
| [ | Current Location |
| | KENTUCK-ASS | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  amused | ] |
So, uh, yeah. AKWARD AND AWESOME sums up my return trip to Toledo. My dad and I bonded a lot, and I got to see all my family on my mom's side. Turns out I'm like five-ten inches taller than all of them now. And, uh, right now I'm in Walter's room in Kentucky bullshitting on the internet while he shoots up critters. Think I'll go outside and reflect pensively while I smoke my pipe. That's all from me for now, ladies.
STAY AWESOME
ROCK ON |
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| DICKS PRICKS AND ASSORTED COCKS |
[Jan. 1st, 2007|02:37 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
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Well, hello to the internet. And hello to 2007. Currently, I am in Toronto (Canada) hella chatting it up with some buddies FROM THE INTERNET.
Leg 1 of THE GAIJIN: WORLD TOUR has been a smashing goddamn success. I am so boners and happy that it is kind of ridiculous. I am sad this part of my trip's going to be over in a few days, but I'm also elated to see THE FATHER as well as my Kentucky homeboy WALL-TORE.
That's all from me currently. It's time for a Gaijin to get back to talking about hella fat ass pricks in various faces. (mostly yours) |
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| GUYS. |
[Oct. 18th, 2006|10:47 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | world tour | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | I SAY "FUCK YEAH" | ] |
Guys, I AM EXCITED.
I am thinking that it may, in fact happen.
THE GAIJIN: WORLD TOUR (northamerica because i hell of ain't spending a bajillion dollars to go smell durian right now)
So far I am seeing Toronto (COTI NEW YEAR), Lexington (with an aside to see THE DAD), and Seattle (because I like rain and misery) on my list of places to go to. I am going to need about $1500 bucks, which is a lot for me, so this may have to change.
But goddamn it would be awesome if I could do all of this. I would leave on like, the 30th and just spend pretty much half of January hanging out and not being stuck in butt ass Pittsburg, California.
MORE LATER. :) |
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| I AM THE NIIIIGHT-- |
[Sep. 12th, 2006|11:46 pm] |
| [ | Tags | | | birfday | ] |
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| | GETTING RETARDED IN HERE | ] |
Night Prowler.
So, I'm officially not a teenager. I am now a MAN. The birthday is passing and I am feeling pretty alright at present. The ladyfriend was looking much hot tonight as my friends and I ate at the Outback. I got a complimentary sundae, and I'm gonna romance it up this Saturday. Basically, I'm feeling pretty goddamned good about life.
Which, undoubtedly, will change when I wake up tomorrow with random pains everywhere because I am not just a man, I am a SICKLY (mostly reformed) CHAINSMOKING MAN. >: ( |
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| WAAAAAGE |
[Aug. 24th, 2006|12:54 pm] |
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| |  X-TREME | ] |
For some reason today I am filled with so much XTREEEEM RAGE I have this overwhelming urge to punch EVERYTHING.
I want to divebomb off my roof into my neighbor's face, punching him so hard his teeth explode in his mouth. I want to kick my oven into little tiny pieces, then take those pieces and chuck them at all my other neighbors that insist on listening to THE SAME FUCKING SONG OVER AND OVER.
I WANT TO PUT MY FIST THROUGH THE NEIGHBOR'S CAT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE |
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| DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK (again) |
[Aug. 18th, 2006|03:05 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  BADASS | ] |
So, uh, I have a computer again.
If...if you guys want to I can tell you what it's like out in the REAL WORLD when you're not an INTERNET NERD. :)
P.S. I love that I get a new computer like a day after everyone goes to see Snakes on a Plane.
P.S.S. THE INTERNET ONCE MORE HAS A MAN OF COLOR SURFING THE SUPER INFO-MOTHA FUCKIN-MATION HIGH-GODDAMN-WAY >:((( |
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| HEY INTER-CHUMPS |
[Apr. 26th, 2006|12:22 pm] |
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If any of you Bay Area sclubs aren't doing anything tomorrow you should meet me in San Francisco. I'm going to the Museum of Modern Art to do an evaluation. |
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| OH GOD IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING INTERNET |
[Apr. 3rd, 2006|04:31 pm] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  cooking some pot roast | ] |
Hello friends.
So, my computer has a goddamned virus. This has caused much grief lately. Also: I haven't internetted in months now. It feels weird to be typing something that isn't an essay. :(
I figured I should finally bite the bullet and let some folks know WHAT IS UP IN MY WACKY WORLD and well uh yeah. I'm not ignoring the internet, I'm being FORCED AWAY
OH GOD BABY
BABY COME BACK
...I need to log onto AIM again :(((
P.S. I cut off all my hair. |
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| WELCOME TO NERD TOWN |
[Jan. 10th, 2006|01:11 am] |
Population: me.
Your rank is: NORIMARO
Congratulations, you answered 20-25 of Capcom's trivia questions correctly. Your perfectly blended combination of obscure knowledge, guessing, and potential cheating has served you well. As your reward, gaze upon Norimaro, a little-known Capcom character who appeared in the Japanese version of Marvel Super Heroes VS. Street Fighter.
Quiz & Dragons Trivia Challenge
brought to you by SydLexia.com |
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| DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK >: ((( |
[Dec. 28th, 2005|02:56 am] |
HEY FRIENDS :)
So, things have been weird lately. But first, EXPLANATION.
I thought I was going to lose my computer. The brother and I had a fight, I figured he'd take the thing back, etc. But he just decided to stop speaking to me instead. So, thumbs up.
I've spent the last few days not at home. I think its become the symbol of my years long depression and I kind of hate being here. :(
But the girlfriend thing is awesome and the job still exists and the school is still out so YAY. All in all I'm doing okay. |
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[Nov. 15th, 2005|04:52 pm] |
Fuck, why I always gotta be the dude to do the Right Thing? >:( I am forced to intervene in someone else's relationship because people can't ever have common fucking sense.
IN OTHER NEWS: I'm getting together with a lady. In the significant sense. I WILL KEEP YOU POSTED ON MAKEOUTS (which will happen because I am a hot piece of ass)
I have a job interview Thursday.
I sent my SAT scores to colleges finally.
Basically, what I'm trying to say is this is time for Serious Business.
(FUCK YOU HUNTER IT'S A GOOD SAYING) |
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| Hey gang! |
[Nov. 5th, 2005|10:55 am] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| |  groggy | ] |
So I got pretty drunk last night. When I woke up this morning I had forgotten to turn off my computer, and there was this crazy rambling livejournal update sitting there, full of ALL CAPS and WAY TO MANY SPACES and I said NIGGER like eighty times. It was kind of like:
DRUUUUUUNK ON NIGGER JAZZ
GOD FUCK OH MAN I LOE
NEED JOB
SO DURN
NIIIIIIIIJJJJJJJJER
So on and so forth. So, basically it was good that I decided to just pass out instead. |
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| WHO IS THE BIRTHDAY BOY? (Me, chumps) |
[Sep. 12th, 2005|11:27 am] |
| [ | Tags | | | birfday | ] |
| [ | Current Mood |
| | ecstatic | ] |
| [ | Current Music |
| | The 45 Kings - The 900 Number | ] |
I have been hyping my birthday pretty hard the last couple days. I think it's because for once I am actually excited about the yearly festivities--I'm heading to Washington to visit my buddy James as a birthday present to HIM in a couple weeks, my brother's buying me a new afro pick, and my buddy Walter hooked me up with like a million Johnny Cash songs. Basically this is the best birthday ever.
So yeah, TODAY'S THE DAY. Rejoice in the coming! |
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